I’ve gone as far as I can go with this
I went over to the Yelp! page of Amy’s Baking Company and
oh my god
So I saw this dude share this article on Facebook ‘The 20 Mistakes You Don’t Want To Make In Your 20s’
And I though “Hm, what great advice could this be?”
And I basically want to barf after reading it. My friend’s comment? “Truth.”
my outgoing message at work:
You’ve reached Amber’s Desk, sorry I could not take your call, I had to go to the bathroom to poop and change my tampon. Please leave me a message and I will try to check my messages and call you back, although you will probably have more luck just calling back in about 15 minutes, as that’s how long it typically takes for me to poop and change my tampon. *BEEP*
Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name
OH MY GOD I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS MY WHOLE LIFE
the girls in skirts are distracting me from my teaching because i am the male lead in a school girl themed harem manga
every time i go outside a gust blows up these skirts and i see their pantsu
even when we are indoors a sudden breeze will cause pantsu to be displayed
whenever i place any of my female students on detention they lift up their skirts and show me their pantsu
please ban female students from wearing skirts my footlong erection is preventing me from doing my job
what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it
i would do a split
Oh my GOD
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
this just came on my TV and I took out my earbuds to watch cause the animation’s cute as shit
holy shit I love this
thats fucking cute as all hell oh my gosh
my life is an endless black hole of unfinished video games
So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy, which is the removal of one’s breasts, to prevent Breast cancer. So instead of praising Angelina on her bravery, men on Twitter decided to ridicule her, even calling her stupid for removing her breasts. For those of you on Tumblr that are attacking Feminists about being delusional about sexism against women and misogyny here’s your fucking proof that sexism and misogyny exists.
This honestly is making me really fucking sad and making me want to cry
I hate everyone.
this seriously made me feel sick
Ya know, what is this? Is this the new Homestuck? Where do you people find these things? Why can I not scroll down my dash without seeing these characters every few posts? WHAT IS SO GREAT ABOUT THIS, WHAT EVEN IS IT???
yet another unrealistic expectation for women
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